Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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