Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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