The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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