You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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