Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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