I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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