I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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