sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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