Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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