Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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