I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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