It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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