we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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