THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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