Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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