I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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