Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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