i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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