I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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