But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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