Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win