Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n

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(704): View more from North Carolina

ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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(231): View more from Michigan

Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.

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(512): View more from Texas

we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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(843): View more from South Carolina

70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?

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did you know it's going to storm tonight?

(630): View more from Illinois

You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.

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(847): View more from Illinois

eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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(817): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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(631): View more from New York

I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"

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