I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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