just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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