On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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