I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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