And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Enjoy the penises
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
