he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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