Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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