I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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