I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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