I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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