I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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