apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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