Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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