Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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