I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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