Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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