Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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