This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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