Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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