please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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