Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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