i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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