i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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