R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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