Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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