So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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