I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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