Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Randomize
