I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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