Christians are straight up FREAKS
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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