Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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